In fact [...]]]> This picture is the road that goes back to a brook where my favorite fishing spot is. Here in Virginia they do a lot of trout stocking and this I plan on spending a lot of time outdoors camping, kayaking and fishing. If I have reception I’ll Twitter you and take you with me.

In fact on my Wish List I’ve added a new rod and reel along with many other outdoor camping things. My birthday is only a week away! Go buy me something to use outdoors.

Thank you S again for the lovely gift card. I actually purchased a new sleeping bag with it. KISS

A Change of Plans

My three college girlfriends were planning on coming up May 6th, going camping and fishing then the weekend at my house for a wild party. Last year these girls came up, experienced female domination, sissies, cuckolding and many other kinky sexual fantasies. One friend, Sara really got hooked and desperately tried to get her hubby to get a little kinky with her. Through email I explained my tricks and she tried them all. She was able to get him in panties and try a strap-on dildo, however he pretty much throught she lost her mind. So Sara couldn’t wait to leave her married life behind and come play with me and my friends. She was literally counting down the days.

Sara’s all packed, ready to roll and thinking of any excuse to come early and stay a few extra days. Her hubby comes home from work early the other day, goes to move Sara’s suit case in the closet, it falls open and reveals a bunch of sexy nighties, a brand new strap-on dildo, lube, vibrator and other sex toys. Sara comes home and he’s sitting there waiting for her with all this stuff laid out.  He was pissed. He also called Laura’s husband who then called Vicki’s husband and they all had to cancel. I could kick Sara’s ass.

But I’ll still going to spend a few days trout fishing and Saturday night, the night of my birthday I am having a few special friends over. (wink) My chastised boy toy and slave girl Isabel  along with a visit from LaRue. Should be pretty hot and one thing for sure, it will be all about me and I won’t have to share that cock!

Now go buy me something. You know I’m worth it. If you’d like em to get it right away I suggest an Amazon Gift Card.

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As children we are exposed to a set of values, right or wrong, based on the moral agenda of our parents. Their values and child rearing skills are often created from their own childhood or experiences. Whatever the case is as children we begin to create our reality based on what we see in our immediate environment. Our ideals about relationships, sex and how we feel about ourselves begins to form.

When I was a little girl I use to fantasize about being a Queen. I didn’t have the traditional fantasies of a white picket fence, husband and 2.2 children. My mother raised us alone, for the most part and although my dad was part of my life, it was clear to me that we didn’t have the traditional set up. Being an attractive young woman I often received a lot of attention from the opposite sex which continued to shape my views and feed new desires. At one point I pretty much figured that I could get anything I wanted as long as I was “nice” to boys and men. I’d bat my eyelashes, bend over and flash a cute little smile. It was like kryptonite to men. At some point I tapped into the magic of denial. It all began quite innocently when I would reject the affections of a boy only to watch him switch into a groveling whiner. At a very young age I realized that less was more and that the art of seduction had to be a very clever engagement.

The truth was that any clever woman that understood the complexity of desire could have almost anything she wanted.

In my teens I had the “game” pretty much figured out. I was hot, sexy and the truth is I had the world by the balls because of it. This isn’t something a feminist wants to hear and it certainly doesn’t seem empowering to women, however I began to notice this very same magic in other women less attractive. It was clear that although beauty was an instant lure, the truth was that any clever woman that understood the complexity of desire could have almost anything she wanted.

I went to college and had a professional map well planned. Intelligent, sophisticated and with a major bag of tricks I was ready to bite the world in the ass. There was an evaluation I made while working as a fetish model and phone sex operator. I was far enough into my schooling to begin interning and thinking about my professional career. These were my options;

1)      Become a professional. Work for someone else, most likely a man that thought about grabbing my ass everyday and uses macho manipulation to attempt to control me, however we all know how that really works. (laughing) I get to work 50-60 hours a week, busting my ass making some idiot rich that probably spends 30% of his pay on phone sex, strippers and hookers.

2)      Become a Goddess and phone sex diva that wakes up when I feel like it, has an orgasm, lies in bed in my nightie driving men crazy. I can put on my headset and earn the same amount of money in my garden while talking to an adoring sissy and the only real pressure I have is the UPS man delivering yet another gift and interrupting a call.

Hard choice, huh? (laughing)

But once again the complexity of desire presents itself in my own sexual fantasies. I’m talking to a guy on the phone sharing a kinky hot phone sex fantasy. My imagination is spinning away, he’s moaning and we engage in an intense dynamic that sends me into an erotic headspace. I hang up and as the day progresses I start adding to the fantasy and wondering which playmate I’ll unleash this on. I have all the weapons I need, having mastered the art of seduction, to lure almost any man into my creative kinky web. Bingo, got ‘em and as long as his cock is hard he’ll go along with almost anything. He’s thrilled at my creativity and how excited this kinky fantasy is making me. I think that I’ve found a new partner in crime and we’ll take this fantasy to new heights, deepening and exploring this new treat. So I email him, text him, leave messages and no reply. Weeks go by and finally I get the Dear Jane email.

“Goddess Josephine,

You are an amazing woman. The last time we were together was incredible and I never exploded like that before. More than anything I want to be your total slave BUT it’s just all too consuming for me and scares the shit out of me. I’m sorry but I’m just not worthy. ”

What the fuck just happened? He had the most intense orgasm ever and yet he’s using the excuse of not being worthy because the truth is that he’s too afraid to continue? Meanwhile I’m reeling into the next hot adventure. It’s like crashing into a wall. All that work to lure him in hook, line and sinker just to have him to feel guilty about likely it too much?

This also happens with some of my callers. We’ll engage in a hot dress up sissy fantasy or a steamy public humiliation scene. He’s panting, begging, groveling and we’re both really into it. Later I might get an email or not hear from him at all. Months pass and he calls with a confession. He was overwhelmed by my creativity (the reason he called me in the first place) and my apparent excitement. He didn’t want to let me down or disappoint me. He confesses that he called other phone mistress’s but began to miss the intensity we had invested in. He realizes it’s just not the same and here he is, hard cock, dripping in submission, so horny his body is shaking and yet so fucking nervous he’s about to pee his panties. (laughing)

Fantasies are just that, fantasies. Your sexual desires come in waves and the truth is they are ever changing. Everyone has a few hot buttons, the old faithful turn-on’s that does it every time, however it’s perfectly natural to explore new avenues. The key is to remember its only one aspect of your life, entertainment and sexual fulfillment. If sex is consuming your life, causing you to lose income and ruin your relationships then you have another problem called “addiction”. Why the hell can’t we wake up and have sexual fantasies as if we were selecting an outfit for the day or ordering lunch? (laughing) Seriously, how about a little tease with a side of denial? Maybe we’ll start with a hot spanking and finish with a good fucking? Afterward we’ll take a siesta and get our asses back to the REAL WORLD and earn a living. Unfortunately you’re not as lucky as I am where you can off to work, continue to be naughty and make a living at it. (laughing)

So lighten up boys! Just tell us what you’re thinking but don’t write me a script. Leave enough room for my own creativity and if we’re in the middle of a hot fantasy carefully inject something new into it. Communicate with us and tell us what drives you fucking mad. Don’t you know that making you crazy, hearing you pant and moan is what turns us on? Today you wanna be a sissy in panties and tomorrow you wanna be a human puppy. It’s ok. Have fun with it. Get off and move on. Explore different women, hot new fantasies and if it doesn’t work out try something new.

Cheers!

Josephine

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Let’s face it, it’s just a voice on the phone. Your dick is in your hand long before your call. You are masturbating to a video or sexy magazine when the urge strikes and you need that little “something-something” to pull you over the edge. But what if I can show you how to make it fucking sensational? If you invest the time and a few dollars then I know you can take that jerk off session to the next level.

Here’s how;

First of all make sure you have a good connection. Nothing blows a call more than a bad connection. Even if you don’t reciprocate at least I want to hear your rapid breath and moans. Please don’t deny me this guilty pleasure. I want to know what makes your cock rock hard If you must use your cell phone check the reception first and if needed go to an area of the house that you have better reception. The best is a land-line and not wireless. You’re calling toll free numbers with LDW so these will not show up on your phone records.

Next get a good cordless phone. I use a cordless Panasonic phone that has a headphone jack. I then use a cheap 12.00 Panasonic headset that has a cord. The cord is long enough to sit it next to you during a call. This combination is by far the best connection. Your hands are free to spank the monkey and you’re not worried about dropping the phone during a heated moment.

Next, find a comfortable place you can recline. If you’re lying down flat your voice will be muffled and hard to hear. If you must lay down in your bed prop head up on a few pillows. Your phone sex call will be so much more enhanced if you can at least interact, even if just a little, with your phone sex operator. If you’re shy at least say “yes” or “wow I love it”. Give her fuel for the fire. The more expressive you are the better the call because believe it or not she is turned on by your response.

When you connect with your phone sex Diva remember that she can not read your mind. Take a few moments to tell her about yourself. You wouldn’t believe how valuable this information is. Your physical description, why you chose her, the reason you called and a general outline of your main turn-on’s that day. Today you may want straight vanilla sex and other days you want to seriously walk on the wild side.   She is an experienced phone sex provider who will listen carefully to the information you provide. Give her the key elements and then let her work her magic. Maybe you have a specific role-play fantasy in mine that involves a lot of detail. If this is the case it’s best to email her ahead of time or look at her blog and see if she provides a pre-session questionnaire.   Send this maybe 30 minutes before your call because otherwise it will get lost in a sea of spam. Give her enough time to digest and allow her imagination to begin to brew a hot scenario. Otherwise pick up the phone, tell her what you look like (I love this because I can close my eyes and “feel” you) then give her a brief overview of what makes you crank. To be honest the best phone sex calls are those that begin with lighthearted discussion and then slowly induce into sexual fantasy. If budget is a consideration then it’s best you email her or Instant Message right before a call, however do understand that she is limited in her reply because she has no idea if the person she is talking to is 18 or older. Submit your fantasy and she will say “yes” or “no”. Again a pre-session questionnaire will be an ice breaker BUT it’s up to YOU on the phone to engage her into the fantasy you want.

The best fantasies are those that are uninterrupted by calls or outside noise. Even if you have a 10 min call make sure in that time frame that you will not be interrupted.  Turn off your cell phone, lock the door and get comfortable. If you’re calling from your car make sure you are in a place you won’t be seen or interrupted by the police or security knocking  on your window. Find a space that allows you total privacy.  If your adrenal rush is the suspense of getting caught, wife is upstairs while you’re in the basement, consider all the repercussions of your actions.

Light a candle, dim the lights and if you’re using sex toys let your phone sex operator know. She’ll include these into your fantasy. The best sexual fantasies are when you can close your eyes and imagine, however when the right time in the fantasy presents itself then pick up that toy and let it aid you. When in doubt always just speak candidly with your fantasy provider. Tell her your hot buttons and exactly the reason for your call. It might change the tempo for a moment but quickly she will engage you and turn it into a hot ass fantasy.

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I have received Instant Messages asking about my Valentine Weekend. I began my weekend on Friday and finally ended Monday night! Originally I planned to be online Sunday morning to take calls but we were up so late Saturday night I slept late.  Then Sunday we had mimosa’s in bed and before you knew it everyone decided they would head back to work on Tuesday.

I ended up spending V-Day with LaRue, my old college  fling, a well hung black man.  You may have remembered that after many years he found me and we’ve been kicking it a bit. I also invited a few other friends; Missy, a sweet cucked sissy and Isabel, a female slave I’ve been seeing the past few months.  She is almost as kinky as I am only submissive.  We allowed Missy and Isabel to wait on us hand and foot.  It was great having Isabel there because even though naturally submissive she did a great job ordering Missy around. (laughing) Isabel even stuck a feather duster in Missy’s butt and ordered him to dust just so she could laugh.  She has this sweet southern draw that is sexy but sometimes makes you giggle.

The entire time was filled with so many kinky scenes it would be impossible to write it all down. I will give you the highlights;

• Missy is no longer a virgin
• Isabel had her first black monster cock – I fucked her ass with a strap-on while LaRue fucked her pussy. (Can you imagine this?)
• LaRue is a lot more kinkier then I thought.
• I am more kinkier then I thought. (laughing)
• Mistress ALWAYS wins
• I can’t wait to do it again!

Within those few days we explored; foot worship, cuckolding,  sissification, strap-on anal, erotic humiliation, smothering and so many things! What was nice is how everything just kind of floated into the next. In-between we relaxed, cuddled, took naps, walks and just had a great time.  I do admit that there are some of you I missed a lot. We’ve become so close over this past year that I look forward to your Im’s, sexy comments and notes.  I admit that I am becoming addicted to adoration and my life will never be the same. So in all actuality I guess I could blame some of you for corrupting my imagination with all these wild and kinky ideas. (laughing) I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve listen to you on the phone, engaged in a fantasy, got excited and tried my own version at home.  So thanks to you I am now part of  The Naughty Bitch Club. Does anyone else wanna join?

For an erotic phone session with Empress Josephine, call 800-601-6975

Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to  your credit card
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