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Write me a love letter

How do you love me? Here is your chance to win a free 10 min call or a free custom audio.  In the comment section below write me a juicy love letter. It needs to be at least 500 words. It can include sexual innuendos like cock control, teasing and denial, cuckolding, cute sissy, whatever you think will make my day or make me wet! Most of you have been following my blog and know the things that make me crazy and what I love. Just remember that in addition to kinky sex I also love romance, being spoiled and pampered.

Also be sure to format and spell check your letter. I hate it when all the lines run together or I can’t understand what you write. You have until the 14th so please take your time with this. On the 15th I will take all the names of the letters I like and draw one. The lucky winner will get an email from me with a choice of a phone sex call or erotic audio.

I will be resuming contest. I love playing games and hearing your comments so don’t be shy. I always take time to reply. You’ll notice that each post has the option to subscribe to that topic when someone submits a comment you’ll get notified.

For an erotic phone session with Empress Josephine, call 800-601-6975

Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to  your credit card
http://ratemycall.com

Valentine’s Day is a day to celebrate love in all it’s many forms… from the love you feel when you kneel before us to the love you feel for your hand upon your cock while you beg in erotic frustration for sweet release. You show us every day in every way just how much you heart us… now find out just how much the Mistresses of LDW heart you! With that in mind, I present to you the Love Hunt! Find your mistress’s hearts by browsing her blog and forum posts… just leave a comment or a post for an entry to win a ten minute call when you find a heart in the post. When you see a heart as her Yahoo thumbnail pic on messenger, pm her to say “Show me some love!” and get an extra chance to win.

Take it Easy Cowboy

Just a simple tease session with a sweet stroker boy. You can tell that he was very excited right from the start.  Some guys have such an expressive way about them when they stroke. He was moaning and the more he moaned the harder I teased him. I didn’t want him to cum too soon and spoil the surprise I had for him so I tell him, “Take it easy cowboy” and he started laughing like crazy. I also started laughing and we both spent a few minutes laughing our asses off.  We calmed down and resumed. After smothering him with my pussy I begin climbing down his torso so I could ride his big cock.  There is a name for this position but I dared not say it … Cowgirl style. I had to think of something else but in the end I told him and we both had a good laugh.

Rub the Top of Your Head With The Tips of Your Fingers

After reading my blog and listening to my audios for months, a caller new to phone sex decides to give me a jingle. He was quite nervous and inexperienced.  I decided that I would give him a sexy, tame, TEASING domination session with some guided masturbation. Those of you that have done calls with me know that I’m all about control. I love getting you to the edge and making you stop. I decide when you cum. I bring you to the edge, you say “Goddess I’m close” then wait for permission to cum.

He gets to the edge and says, “Goddess I’m close.” I tell him to stop stroking and to rub the top of his head with the tips of his fingers.  I teased him some more and instructed him to resume stroking. He then asked me if he could take his fingers off his head. He was actually rubbing the top of his head, his hair! I never laughed so fucking hard.

Do you have any funny phone sex bloopers or funny sex situations?  I’d love to hear them in comments below.

For an erotic phonesession with Empress Josephine, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com

I’m looking forward to my boys decking their balls for me and showing me some kinky Christmas spirit! Will this be you? If so, email me or call for instructions.  I’d love to send you on an erotic humiliation assignment.

My schedule will be open through the month. If you have Twitter be sure to add me or check my Twitter update box on the right. This will keep you updated on what I’m doing.  You can always email me and unless I’m sleeping or on a call I will always get right back to you and let you know when I can take you call. Sometimes I’m away from the PC but not far away or have run out for a quick errand. Four days a week between the hours of 3PM-5PM I will be donating my time to a local charity, however if you email me I’ll give you instructions to get ready for me and take your call at 5 or 6PM.   You’re welcome to email me just to say hello or tell me what you’ve been up to. I always love hearing from you!

For a phone sex session with Empress Josephine, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
http://ratemycall.com

Here are a few ideas to get your imagination started;

Emasculation- Sissy – I catch you doing something naughty and decide to teach you a lesson by feminizing  you and then doing humiliating things to you.

Cock Control – Write a story about me teasing you and taking control of your cock.

Cuckolding  – One of my favorites! Write me a cuckolding fantasy making you the star cuck!

Small Penis Humiliation – Maybe its just me making fun and laugh at your cock or me and my girlfriends.

Chastity – I love taking control and a hot chastity story! Write one!

Public Humiliation – Give me a hot sexual public humiliation story.

Anyone for foot fetish??? I’d love a great foot fetish story, strap-on or ass worship story. Be sure to be descriptive with your details. Imagine yourself closing your eyes, listening to me tell your story and making your cock rock hard. This is why details are important and besides you want to make sure everything is covered!

So start writing and post it below. If you’d like you can also send me a copy in email empress.josephine(at)yahoo.com BUT you must also post it here.

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I have a guy I love playing with. Some of you might think its silly but I really enjoy our calls. He emails me for an assignment right before out calls and I give him a list of things to get. Today he had to get;

• a box of tampons
• a package of hot-dogs
• hot-dog buns
• ketchup
• a wooden spoon with a long handle
• a 16 oz bottle of water
• extra long shoe lace
• a long tapered candle with holder

The session started with a round of cock stroking.  I counted to 20 and made him stop. Then he had to spank his ass 20 times with the wooden spoon. Afterward he tied the shoe lace around his balls, tied the bottle of water, stand up and swing it back and forth 20 times.  Then there was another round of stroking with a smack in the balls, with the wooden spoon after every 5 strokes. By now his cock is raging. He then lights the candle, kneels over it so he can feel the heat as he strokes and sings the hot-dog song.  He then had to stick a hot-dog in his ass, pull it out, roast it while singing and when he sings “Everyone will take a bite of me…” take a bite of his roasted hot-dog. He put ketchup on a bun, wrapped it around his cock for another round of stroking. Next, another roasted weenie, put it in a fresh bun, stroke, orgasm on the hot-dog and eat it. In he end he inserted a tampon that he must wear until it’s time for the digested hot-dog to leave his body. When he’s done he emails me that his mission is complete.

Are you ready to take the Goddess Josephine challenge? How about leaving me some comments on the hottest and most humiliating thing you’ve done or would like to do. I’m always looking for new ideas.

Call me… Goddess Josephine 1-800-601-6975 $2.50 min