I’ve had phone sex calls where something happens and we both blurt out in hysterical laugher. Out of the blue there could be a comment or little innuendo that hits us both at the same time. Sometimes it isn’t even all that funny but strikes unexpectedly without warning. I thought I’d share a few of these with you.
Take it Easy Cowboy
Just a simple tease session with a sweet stroker boy. You can tell that he was very excited right from the start. Some guys have such an expressive way about them when they stroke. He was moaning and the more he moaned the harder I teased him. I didn’t want him to cum too soon and spoil the surprise I had for him so I tell him, “Take it easy cowboy” and he started laughing like crazy. I also started laughing and we both spent a few minutes laughing our asses off. We calmed down and resumed. After smothering him with my pussy I begin climbing down his torso so I could ride his big cock. There is a name for this position but I dared not say it … Cowgirl style. I had to think of something else but in the end I told him and we both had a good laugh.
Rub the Top of Your Head With The Tips of Your Fingers
After reading my blog and listening to my audios for months, a caller new to phone sex decides to give me a jingle. He was quite nervous and inexperienced. I decided that I would give him a sexy, tame, TEASING domination session with some guided masturbation. Those of you that have done calls with me know that I’m all about control. I love getting you to the edge and making you stop. I decide when you cum. I bring you to the edge, you say “Goddess I’m close” then wait for permission to cum.
He gets to the edge and says, “Goddess I’m close.” I tell him to stop stroking and to rub the top of his head with the tips of his fingers. I teased him some more and instructed him to resume stroking. He then asked me if he could take his fingers off his head. He was actually rubbing the top of his head, his hair! I never laughed so fucking hard.
Do you have any funny phone sex bloopers or funny sex situations? I’d love to hear them in comments below.
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