Things to Do With a Tiny Penis – Small Penis Humiliation

You call *that* a penis? lol

If you have a small cock there is no way you’re ever going to please a woman. A woman wants a real man with a real cock, not a tiny little shrimp dick like yours. If you’re cock is less than 7 inches then there is no way you’ll ever give a woman pleasure… least not I. Best case you can be the source of amusement. If you are successful in making me laugh because of your tiny penis then I might allow you to be a speck of dust in my world.
So loser boy I’ve come up with some task for a tiny pin dick like you to amuse me. Study it closely, call me and let me watch you humiliate yourself.

Sissy Clitty – Since it’s too small to be a cock turn it into a sissy clitty. Shave the hair from your tiny cock and balls so I can see it. Otherwise it will be lost inside all that nasty pubic hair. Wrap your tiny balls up tightly and make an attempt to get them out of the way. They are useless. Put on a pair of pink sissy panties.
Pretend to Have a Cock & Fuck a Blow Up Doll – This one is really fun! Get yourself a blow up sex doll and a strap-on dildo that is hollow inside. This way you can strap it right over your tiny little cock and fuck your new blow up girlfriend.
Rate Your Small Penis- Show and Tell – take a picture of your small cock and enter www.ratemysmallpenis.com Be sure when you take the picture that you stroke it hard and put a ruler up to it to show how small it is. I’ll give you one point for every woman that rates it and laughs. When you have 20 points I’ll give you a free audio of me laughing at you.
Micro-Penis Shoe Fucker – Get the smallest ladies shoe you can find and fuck it. Your tiny little pee pee will probably get lost in it.
Make the Dick Weed Grow – Get miracle grow fertilizer. Mix with water then dip your baby dick into it over and over. Do this for 2 weeks. Measure every day right after your fertilize. Be sure to report any increase in size.
Teeny Weenie Roast – Get a bag of cocktail weenies. These are small tiny hotdogs. Put toothpicks in them. Now light a tapered candle and place it on the floor. Jiggle your little weenie over it, feel the heat while roasting a cocktail weenie. Then start singing the Oscar Myer Weiner song. When you get to the part “Then everyone would be in love with me.” Pop the cocktail wiener into your mouth and say “Ut oh there goes the teeny weenie!”
Jingle Tiny Penis – Get a small cock ring or cat collar. Add a bunch of small bells. You can find these in a hobby store. You can also string them up with a ribbon and tie it around your tiny micro-penis and balls. Now wiggle and jingle while singing Christmas carols to me and my friends on cam.