How Much I Adore Thee, Let Me Count the Ways ~ Free Min Contest

In this contest it’s all about MOI! This is your chance to really impress me and tell me exactly what you would do with me in a 24 hour period. You’ve been given he chance to meet me, come to my home and serve me or take me on a wild kinky date.  Don’t be a lazy ass and skip the details. This time the only names going into the drawing are comments/stories that excite me.  You can write in third person, first, whatever. It can even be truly fiction, fantastic and unreal. I’m totally into all kinds of bizarre fantasy.

Just so I’m really clear here is a sample paragraph.

She emailed me with instructions to arrive at her home 8am promptly. The condition for my visit was that I would serve her at any capacity she see fit.  My heart was racing but my cock was rock hard as I walked up to the door. My finger shook as I pressed the doorbell. Within a moment Mistress Josephine opened the door wearing a short black skirt, black sheer stockings, 4 inch patent leather stilettos, a white silk button down blouse with her beautiful long blonde hair pinned up on top of her head.  Once she invited me in she closed the door and ordered me to strip right there in the foyer.  Standing there naked she smiled at me, winked and then began inspecting my naked body as if I were nothing more then a piece of meat.  She then grabbed my cock in her hand, squeezing it while he smoky blue eyes stared right into mine, “This cock belong to me.”  Her smile was sexy, condescending and playful all at the same time.

It does NOT have to be female domination.  It just has to hot and about me.

Now it;s up to you to wow me. Your story must be at least 500 words. You must include your email to enter. Contest ends Tuesday, Nov 10th at 5pm. The winner will get ONE of the following – a 15 min call, text session or audio.

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10 comments to How Much I Adore Thee, Let Me Count the Ways ~ Free Min Contest

  • this was deleted. don’t post stories typed like a 5th grader. spell check please and take your time. telling me you were in a hurry is an excuse I don’t need to hear.

    take your time. you have until tuesday

  • 2Carl statum // Nov 5, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    Omg! This is it….. 
            I wake up on the floor of my goddess’ den. Wrists bound, red ball in my mouth. Nervous from the feeling of what may have happened last night. Not knowing is the worst part. I hear footsteps. I see your gorgeous feet and toes come into the den. I look up to see you looking down at me with a smile.
    You open your beautiful lips and say.. “Carl, you were a good little boy last night. We enjoyed you thoroughly. Ha ha ha!” In that sexy laugh u have. My prick begins to harden,but I notice you undoing the ball from my mouth. As u squat to perform this task I see the monsterous dong that u have strapped on!
               You see my eyes open wide and you say… “You like that don’t you sissy? You want me to fuck u again? Huh? Oohhh you don’t rememer??? Lol you tried to scream but u know u loved it carl!”
    Suddenly as u stand up, I see Dewayne behind u kissing your ear. U close ur eyes and moan from his kiss. ” I want it now!” you exclaim. ” get up! Bend over BITCH!”. I slowly and reluctantly obey. You waste no time. I hear u spit on the end of that monster and i feel the tip pressed against my hole. ” please godess…” I begin, but you lean over and whisper softly in my ear….”last night was gentle because u were a virgin, now I wanna hear u. I cum when I hear a grown man sissified”. 
            Then I hear u gasp as Dewayne thrusts his gargantuan cock deep inside of u.. In turn you thrust inside me. ” uuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!” you grab my hair and pull me backward as I try to move away. “uuuuuhhhhh!!!!” I exclaim again from the pain and pleasure from your powerful plunges. Veins pop out on my neck. Dewayne passionatly diggs in your goddess well of life. He loves being inside u. U love him in u and the sound I make when you fuck me. ” that’s right carl, let me hear you scream!” 
            you then press all 12 inches inside me where as u were only pushing half of the monster inside a few seconds ago. “Aaaaaahh fuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!” I holler. You moan of pleasure and u both simultaniously pop ur hips. Him in n out of u, and u in n out of me. Eventualy you cum and he is still going. 
             My little 5-1/2 inch cock has spurted a couple of loads onto the floor from the pleasure I have eventualy learned to embrace.
               You are exhausted from this fucking machine that just won’t stop. This big black man has cum twice but never went down. You know because u feel him when he throbbs and spurts. Throbbs n spurts inside u. You move to the bed and leave my worthless ass on the floor with that strapon still in my ass.
            I listen as you two fuck for 3 more hours. I hear you order me behind him to watch. I obey. His masculine physique glistening with sweat as he pumps and pumps and pumps. My cock spurts from the excitement. You notice and it angers my master. You say” did I say you were permitted to cum carl?” no, I say. “Then you will b punished.” yes master. I say. I see Dewayne pull his long shaft out of u. Turns around. Points it at me as I am kneeling. I hear you order… ” suck it now! Five seconds carl. Suck!!!” a tear falls from one of my eyes as I open my mouth. Dewayne doesn’t hesitate,like an animal in heat he leaps over to my face, points that thang at my mouth, grabbs the back of my head..,,,, I hear you advise me” better take a deep breath carl lol” I try to inhale deeply but before I can fully inhale he plunges that big black cock down my throat. ” mmmmmmm” you moan at the sight of my face having a big black cock in it and you rub your clit. After not 5 seconds, but about 45 seconds my face turns colors and veigns pop out all over. He is sooo into it that he forgets that I can’t breathe. Finaly he pulls put and I collapse gasping over n over. He dives right back in u. You welcome his chocolateness with a tired smile. I hear you two in extacy untill he screams over n over dumping load after load of his black seed inside of my goddess. He dresses and leaves satisfied.
                You are tired. You order me up on the bed. I look and see you sprawled out in a pool of sweat on your back. Wore out! ” come here” you say. As I get closer you look down at me and Grab my head by the hair. I look down between your leggs at your wore out raw pussy that is just full of his cum dripping out. ” lick my womb carl”. Sooth my pain carl. It’s sore so make it feel better carl ” I obey. It is my ultimate pleasure you suck my masters pussy even when it is full of a black mans cum. I lay face first between your thighs and lick and suck til we both fall asleep. 

  • Much better huh? Sorry for the BS my queen. I hope you approve this one
    Love,
    Carl

  • Stephanie

    I knock on the door with much anticipation. The door opens revealing the most gorgeous woman I have ever laid eyes on.
    You open the door and invite me in to the foyer.
    “Take off your clothes, you won’t be needing them for the weekend”. Goddess Josephine states in a firm voice.
    I begin removing my clothing and you begin to giggle as I reveal my pink thong and pink demi bra. You comment on my freshly painted toes, a hot pink color with butterflies. “My you Are a sissy”. Now that you are naked, get down on your knees and kiss my Armani leather boots.
    This goes on for about 10 minutes. Goddess Josephine attaches a collar around my kneck and a bell over my small peepee and leads me into the kitchen.
    “I am hungry”. Can you cook? I nod my head, afraid to speak. “Good you will need too, as we have guests coming over tonight. I prepare a nice turkey and pesto sandwich with grilled red peppers and Portabello muchroom caps as the bun. Hoping this will make Goddess happy and full..
    Goddess sits down at the table and instructs me to suck on her toes while she is enjoying her lunch. On my knees under the table I run my tongue slowly between her toes and slowly place her big toe in my mouth moving it in and out like a cock. I hear from above the table to make my way upwards, as I slsowly run my tongue across her soft calf muscles. Licking and kissing behind her knee I slowly move up to her thigh. Kissing and licking. She can feel my warm breath on her thigh as I kiss and taste her soft delicate skin. My small peepee is erect and I am getting very excited tasting the feet and legs of my Goddess.
    ” Ok, get up from there and do the dishes. You have a lot of cleaning before our guests show up.” Goddess says. As I crawl from under the table Goddess unwinds and slaps my backside as hard as she could. I dare not whince or scream as this will show weakness to my Goddess, but wow that hurt like hell. “Nice job on the lunch and my legs sissy, she exclaims.” She takes me to my bedroom and unzips my suitcase. “Nice pretty maids uniform”, ohh and such prettty heels” “Get dressed in your uniform sissy”.
    I hurried as fast as I could so that I would not displease my Goddess. I applied a bright pink lipstick, did my eyes and hurried to meet Goddess in the kitchen. There, she had laid out all of the food to be prepared for the evening dinner. As I began cutting up tomatoes and onions, I feel Goddess’s hands reach around and begin fondling my nipples, and something poking me in the back side. She bends me over the kitchen table, still fondling my nipples and reaches down and pulls my panties down. and slides her strap on between my cheeks. “open your sissy legs so that I may fuck your sissy ass” she whispers in my ear. I spread my legs and feel her strap on push against my boi pussy and moan as it slides deep inside me. Goddess begins pushing me hard against the counter as she slides in and out of me. Pulling at my erect nipples with her fingers. I feel my tiny cock fill with cum and hear Goddess moaning loudly as we both explode together. Me into my pink panties and Goddess has her orgasm, as she pushes her strap on deep inside me. “Get down on your knees and clean my strap on and me”. I slide to my knees, weak with exhaustion and slide Goddess’s strap on into my mouth. I can taste the combination of the ass tainted strap on and the musky wetness of the “perfect woman”.
    Goddess puts both hands on my face as I look into her beautiful blue eyes as she slides her strap on in and out of my mouth. She pulls out of me and removes the strapon, and has me clean her as I lick and suckle at her wet and soft lips. “You are a very vocal piece of ass, and you have huge nipples” Goddess says with her evil, but inticing laugh. “Get up and finish getting dinner ready as you have a lot more sucking to do today and tomorrow during your visit, she says” No sooner than I got up weak kneed and shaking, Goddess says to come to her. As I walk in my heels I am fully aware of the bell ringing which is attached to my cock.
    Goddess is in the bathroom and says she has to pee. “Place your face upwards on the toilet. I sit down and lean back placing the back of my head on the toilet seat. I watch as Goddess’s lovely ass sits over my face, and I begin to feel a warmness that I had never felt before pouring between my parted pink lips. God, I have just had the experience of a lifetime, being fortunate enough to taste my Goddess’s nectar and I had an amazingly hard erection. As she finishes I am instructed to wash up and get dinner ready. Once again, I hurriedly fix my face and tidy myself up, wash and head to the kitchen where I feel the most at home.
    Goddess Josephine informs me that 12 of the Mistress’s from LDW are coming for dinner and that I better prove myself as a worthy sissy. “Oh and by the way, they are all bringing ther boyfriends!
    I suddenly began to panic! The thoughts going through my head was enough to make a gurl cry. I had never been with a man before as I always considered myself a lesbian sissy. But as my thoughts increased while making dinner, I found myself with an erection. I was scared to death and yet excited. Only Goddess Josephine could bring these two feeling screaming inside my head. God I loved this woman, as my hands began to tremble.

  • omg steph I love it! its prefect for me! thank you!

  • but then again we need a part 2.

  • Slave2Women

    Why today? Why do we have to have this dinner tonight? I’ve been waiting for this football game
    All week and now she says we have plans for dinner at the new neighbors? This is night going to suck.

    As we arrive at the front door and I notice just how beautiful our new neighbor Josephine is.

    Once dinner is over we move to the living room and they take a seat on the sofa as I take mine in the chair. Josephine is so beautiful and I’m enjoying watching them get to know one another. Somehow the conversation has turned to sex. This is very unusually for my conservative wife. She never discusses
    Things like this with anyone but me. But she’s had a little to drink, and Josephine eases into a conversation about toys and specifically strap-ons. I’m not sure that I’m hearing the conversations correctly, why would
    She be talking about strap-ons with my wife? She then begins to ask my wife if she’s ever had sex with another woman and a strap-on. She glances over at me with a smirk that she’s not shown before tonight.
    She quickly looks back at my wife and waits for an answer. My wife is squirming and has not answering her question. At this point, I try to relieve my wife’s discomfort by saying why would a strap-on interest
    Her when she has me? Josephine only gives me that smirk again, WTF? She looks at my wife again and ignores my question and me entirely. Josephine ask my wife if she would like to see her strap-on and she doesn’t wait for an answer as she leaves the room for just a moment. While she’s gone my wife and I make eye contact and I shake my head no while she looks at me with a confused look.

    Josephine returns quickly with a white strap on and some type of harness contraption that looks rather strange. She walks past me again with that damn smile that says “watch this”. She stands over my wife and has the strap-on in front of her. My wife looks up at Josephine without saying a word, she only stares at the toy.. Josephine moves away without saying a word she looks at me and ask “How does
    It compare to you?” It’s larger, harder, thicker than me, but I’m not answering her. She knows the answer by the look on my face. She laughs and says “I know little man, I know it would provide so much more pleasure to your wife, than you do” She then says that we should try a little experiment. She bets that my wife would rather have her plastic dick than her husbands real penis. I do not like where this is going
    And look to protest and give Josephine a piece of my mind. My wife stops me with her calmness and says that she would never choose another of her husband.. This give me confidence and my turn for a little smile up at Josephine. Our neighbor, says well let’s just do a little experiment and test her theory.
    She unzips her dress and shows of her braless perk breast.. She looks directly at me as she steps out of her black panties and shows her neatly trimmed pussy. Her long athletic body is wonderful to stare at. She moves now to put on her girl cock and I watch as pulls the buckles tight and turns sideways to show off her large obscenely jaunting dick She looks at me and says “So, can you measure up?” I have no
    Answer for her direct, embarrassing question. I look away from her stare and look at my wife. She is also looking at me waiting for a reply. I ignore this, but realize that I’m so very hard at what is going on.

    Josephine tells me to show her and my wife what I have to offer. My wife encourages me to do this! I can’t do this, I can’t pull my dick out here. They both go on and on, so to shut them both up I stand to remove my clothes. My hard penis stands at attention as they both look at me. Josephine laughs and moves over to my wife. She says “now, let’s test my theory“. She tells my wife to take a place in the floor pull up her dress and just move her panties to the side, “As if you are slut and in too big a hurry to take them off”. Josephine says that I can stroke as she concentrates on my wife. As Josephine moves down to her knees and focuses all her attention on my wife’s pussy. I pump and watch as she teases my wife with her thick hard cock and my wife’s eyes are full of lust. Josephine ask her if she wants to feel her girl cock inside of her. My wife shakes her head yes as she looks deeply into Josephine’s beautiful blue eyes. But, before she will fuck her She has one question for her, “Whose cock do you prefer, my thick, long hard cock, or that puny looking Peter standing over in the corner jerking off?” They both look at me as I continue to stand and masturbate. I’m leaking and I know that my wife will choose me now that she’s looking at her cock. She looks back at Josephine and her fake cock and mouths “Yours”. Josephine looks at her and says that she didn’t here her. As my wife now frustrated with her horniness says loud enough for us both to here, “Yours Josephine”. Josephine giggles and looks at me and ask if I’m enjoying this? As I continue to jerk and leak, I shake my head no and obviously this is a lie. She says your cock says you are enjoying it and it’s leaking on my floors. “Down on your knees and clean up that mess with your tongue, little man” They watch as I drop to my knees and do as she says, and lick up my pre-cum from her wood floors and finish this nasty mess quickly.. She then ask that I crawl over to her and make her cock ready for my wife’s pussy. I’m now so horny and it’s a chance to be near her. She has my wife hold her cock and move it to my mouth and I hesitate to open my mouth and do this. My wife is ready to fuck it and is not having any of my shyness at this point. She grabs me by the balls and tells me to lick it, make it ready for her pussy. I now do as I’m told and slowly lick and suck on Josephines thick cock. I’ve made
    It wet and slick for her and she now sends me back to the corner to jerk off. All the attention
    Is now on my wife’s cunt and Josephine enters her hard and quickly. I watch as my wife grabs
    Her ass and pulls her even more deeply into what must be a aching pussy. Josephine is really pounding what used to be my pussy. My wife is screaming with pleasure and screams with orgasm like I’ve never heard before.. I’ve had to stop my stroking to keep from messing on Josephine’s floor.

    They both move to the sofa still naked as I stand facing them. Josephine says that she thinks we
    Are going to get along wonderfully as neighbors and she may let me borrow my wife from time to
    Time if I do a good job with her yard and other chores. She allows me to go back to jerking off
    And I now commands that I cum. They are both laughing as I try to catch all my sperm from landing on Josephine’s floor. I fail miserable at this and they both watch as I clean up my mess from the floor.

    Things will never be the same, now that Josephine has moved to the neighborhood.

  • Empress Josephine

    I sent you an email but wanted to post it here too…… YOU WON! Great job!

    http://www.humiliatedsissy.com

  • Sondra

    Dear Mistress Josephine,
    O.K., I am probably just dumb. I would like to know if my poem “How Do I Adore Thee?” was received by you. Is just hitting the submit button enough? Thank You so much for your time, and blog, and self.
    Sincerely, Sondra

  • Empress Josephine

    I’m sorry I didn’t reply honey. I was sick a few days and got behind. I think it’s lovely. I appreciate the time you take to write it and support my blog.

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