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It's worth it! Now call me!
My land line is in need of repair. Today and tomorrow I will be using my cell phone, great reception, you come through on a switch board and I don’t know the number, I can’t add it to My Circle. As much as I LOVE you, I’m afraid paying 30 cents a min for our call is not an option. So if you’d like to talk to me today or tomorrow (it should be fixed before 7pm) you’ll need to a) email me for the correct 800 number to call b) tell dispatch to arrange a call back and I’ll call you back. The easiest and fastest is to email me, I’ll reply back right away with the number for you to call and we’ll plan our hot phone date.
Thanks! Now email me and lets talk! empress.josephine@gmail.com
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Is this a perfect ass or what?
Come on, I know you want to lodge your nose into this royal derriere? You know you do and I want you to. I want to feel your lips against my puckered rose and your tongue exploring the soft and tasty sweetness of my bum. Let me sit on your face smothering you with this sweet perfumed bottom. You can barely breathe as I trust my divine hips on your face, taking you like the boy toy I know you are.
I will sit on you, smother you cowgirl style while I lean over and stroke that cock. Bringing you to the edge just enough, right to the brink and then I’ll take your breathe away with my crack… smothering, capturing and rendering you helpless.
Close your eyes and then call me for a phone sex session. Look at my picture, my glorious ass and imagine what it would be like to have me smothering you with this divine and perfect ass.
I will tease you over and over again until you scream and moan in my ass begging for release. I feel your screams muffled in my ass as I smother and control not only your cock but the breathe that gives you life. I own you. I control you.
I am not your mistress. I am your goddess. Let me tease you to an unbearable suffering.
The quickest way to a man’s heart is to control his cock. Once you own his cock you become the center of his universe. My secret is to seduce you with my body…my devilish smile, penetrating blue eyes, an evil yet sexy grin. You’ll become transfixed and lost as I stare directly into your eyes and infusing you with my magic. The next step is to begin my addiction. The sound of my voice, the way I walk, the scent and taste of my body. I am not like any other woman. The taste and scent of me will linger into mind long after I am gone.
I get you to the point where your cock is so hard, longing for me to be near you, that you’ll literally do anything to please me. I continue to tease and torment you until your cock twitches and shakes. Your entire body pulsating with desire. Carefully I bring you to the edge over and over again. I stroke your cock, I tickle your balls, I kiss you deeply on the mouth like a black widow spider devouring her prey. Just when your essence prepares to leave your body I pull my hands away leaving your cock in desperation. I decide when you touch it, how you touch it and if and when you cum. You give me this control because no other woman can make you feel the way I do.
There will come a time when you’ll finally realize that resistance is futile and that by giving me control of your cock is really the best thing. Of course this might be a difficult process because you’re use to wanking anytime you feel like it and the truth is that it’s probably more often then you care to admit. This is why that cock must be locked and the key in my possession. This why I must take complete control over how and when you orgasm.
I know your cock is raging hard locked inside your little cage and I also know that more than anything you want to touch it, don’t you? How many days has it been? (laughing) Well my lover, it’s going to be a bit longer before I unlock that cock so you better take a deep breath and surrender to your desire. Perhaps if I tease you a bit you’ll maximize your frustrations and that poor little thing will just give up? (laughing) Your suffering is one of the things I find the most delicious and I just love the way you whimper, grovel and beg. Perhaps you’ll finally be able to focus on MY pleasure instead of your own. Come over here and rub my feet. If you do a good job perhaps I’ll give you a peek of my panties. Lol. Maybe I’ll even allow you to look at my pussy and dream about how warm and slippery wet that pussy is and how your cock will never know the feeling of being deep inside of me. You poor poor thing!
Let me place my hand over your cage and see if you can feel the warmth of my hand through that thick plastic cage. Maybe I’l move it up and down, create some friction and you can pretend that I’m stroking your cock. Or maybe we’ll unlock it for just a moment and you can wiggle it in the air or maybe I’ll let you stroke it for just a moment but no cummies for you boy.
So accept your fate little man because you really don’t have a choice. You’re cock is now mine and I decide exactly what it does from now on.
For an erotic phone session with Empress Josephine, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card http://ratemycall.com
Let’s face it, it’s just a voice on the phone. Your dick is in your hand long before your call. You are masturbating to a video or sexy magazine when the urge strikes and you need that little “something-something” to pull you over the edge. But what if I can show you how to make it fucking sensational? If you invest the time and a few dollars then I know you can take that jerk off session to the next level.
Here’s how;
First of all make sure you have a good connection. Nothing blows a call more than a bad connection. Even if you don’t reciprocate at least I want to hear your rapid breath and moans. Please don’t deny me this guilty pleasure. I want to know what makes your cock rock hard If you must use your cell phone check the reception first and if needed go to an area of the house that you have better reception. The best is a land-line and not wireless. You’re calling toll free numbers with LDW so these will not show up on your phone records.
Next get a good cordless phone. I use a cordless Panasonic phone that has a headphone jack. I then use a cheap 12.00 Panasonic headset that has a cord. The cord is long enough to sit it next to you during a call. This combination is by far the best connection. Your hands are free to spank the monkey and you’re not worried about dropping the phone during a heated moment.
Next, find a comfortable place you can recline. If you’re lying down flat your voice will be muffled and hard to hear. If you must lay down in your bed prop head up on a few pillows. Your phone sex call will be so much more enhanced if you can at least interact, even if just a little, with your phone sex operator. If you’re shy at least say “yes” or “wow I love it”. Give her fuel for the fire. The more expressive you are the better the call because believe it or not she is turned on by your response.
When you connect with your phone sex Diva remember that she can not read your mind. Take a few moments to tell her about yourself. You wouldn’t believe how valuable this information is. Your physical description, why you chose her, the reason you called and a general outline of your main turn-on’s that day. Today you may want straight vanilla sex and other days you want to seriously walk on the wild side. She is an experienced phone sex provider who will listen carefully to the information you provide. Give her the key elements and then let her work her magic. Maybe you have a specific role-play fantasy in mine that involves a lot of detail. If this is the case it’s best to email her ahead of time or look at her blog and see if she provides a pre-session questionnaire. Send this maybe 30 minutes before your call because otherwise it will get lost in a sea of spam. Give her enough time to digest and allow her imagination to begin to brew a hot scenario. Otherwise pick up the phone, tell her what you look like (I love this because I can close my eyes and “feel” you) then give her a brief overview of what makes you crank. To be honest the best phone sex calls are those that begin with lighthearted discussion and then slowly induce into sexual fantasy. If budget is a consideration then it’s best you email her or Instant Message right before a call, however do understand that she is limited in her reply because she has no idea if the person she is talking to is 18 or older. Submit your fantasy and she will say “yes” or “no”. Again a pre-session questionnaire will be an ice breaker BUT it’s up to YOU on the phone to engage her into the fantasy you want.
The best fantasies are those that are uninterrupted by calls or outside noise. Even if you have a 10 min call make sure in that time frame that you will not be interrupted. Turn off your cell phone, lock the door and get comfortable. If you’re calling from your car make sure you are in a place you won’t be seen or interrupted by the police or security knocking on your window. Find a space that allows you total privacy. If your adrenal rush is the suspense of getting caught, wife is upstairs while you’re in the basement, consider all the repercussions of your actions.
Light a candle, dim the lights and if you’re using sex toys let your phone sex operator know. She’ll include these into your fantasy. The best sexual fantasies are when you can close your eyes and imagine, however when the right time in the fantasy presents itself then pick up that toy and let it aid you. When in doubt always just speak candidly with your fantasy provider. Tell her your hot buttons and exactly the reason for your call. It might change the tempo for a moment but quickly she will engage you and turn it into a hot ass fantasy.
For an erotic phone session with Empress Josephine, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card http://ratemycall.com
Last month I made a post called The Art of Moaning where I gave you several audio samples of me moaning. I also mentioned my buddy, Empress Melanie and how we did a two girl call where she moaned and made me wet. So I asked her to make us, YOU & ME (laughing) an audio. OMG she is so fucking hot. We actually have plans to take a beach trip this summer and I can’t wait to see her in bikini! Yummmmmm
I have been getting emails about my availability. Just because you don’t see me logged on doesn’t mean I’m not available to talk. I dislike taking calls on the cell phone and when the weather is nice I enjoy sitting outside and playing in my greenhouse. So don’t hesitate to pop me an email because I get it instantly on my blackberry and will reply back quickly letting you know when I can get to the phone. It could be anywhere from 5 to 15 min. Often I’m happy to give instructions to prepare for the phone sex call. If we have never talked before then I have no way of knowing that you’re over 18 and would not feel comfortable giving you instructions about a phone sex call. If we have talked then simply remind me in your email. empress.josephine@yahoo(dot)com (be sure to replace (dot) with . )
To be honest I prefer a little advance and planning for our calls. Not too far in advance but within the hour. Send the Pre-Session Questionnaire and add whatever notes needed to make your call extra hot. The best fantasies are the ones where you give key elements and let me weave the fantasy from my own imagination. When you write out a blow by blow script its difficult to follow and its more like acting then an interactive session. If you give me the basics, follow the questionnaire and complete all the questions, I promise you that you’ll be happy with the results. I am natural alpha female, however I’m also a woman that is clever enough to know that real control comes from penetrating the deepest desire of you sexuality. I want to know what makes you rock hard and more than anything I want to OWN that cock. Tell me your secrets and let me handle the rest. I’m an expert but I’m not a mind reader.
I’m not a late night person. I know a lot of you want to talk to me and can only call late at night. I’m sorry about this but I enjoy getting up at 5am, letting my dogs out, having coffee, meditate and play with my morning strokers. I might suggest that you try on the weekend during the day or how about an erotic audio? These are not like the free femdom erotic samples I post here and in the forums but full fantasies and custom to your sexual fantasies. If you send a pre-session questionnaire and notes I will write something and record it. You can listen to it over and over again. Start a collection and you can even do ongoing training with audios. Here’s how..
Let’s say you want to engage in a chastity program. You’ll buy your first lesson via at least a 10 min audio. After purchasing from dispatch you can send the questionnaire but tell me its for an audio. I’ll prepare your first audio and send written instructions to begin your program. There will be weekly reporting and you can purchase additional training audios as often as needed. It’s really wonderful and can work with almost any type of training.
Audios can be downloaded and added to your Ipod or smart phone. If downloading isn’t an option then I am happy to provide you with a link and player to play online. Think about getting a cheap little mp3 player just for your erotic audios if you worry about privacy. Erotic sex audios can be awesomely hot! Just close your eyes and imagine me being there.
Give it a try! To order call dispatch at 1-800-601-6975. Tell her you’d like to pay for a (choose your time- Click Here for Audio Prices) and that its with me, Empress Josephine. Once approved she will email me your first name only. This is why its essential, for the sake of privacy, that you email me right after so I know its you. Then allow 24-48 hours for your audio.
Kisses
Josephine
For an erotic phone session with Empress Josephine, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card http://ratemycall.com
